about the webmaster 
name: sasha/elias
age: 21
gender: male/it's complicated
pronouns: he/it (idm others if you are transgender though)
occupation: student
location: canada
Help! I am a transsexual / artist / singer / linguist / philosopher / swimmer / male fashionista / body piercer / stylist / handyman / sea creature / photographer / intellectual / digital angel / barber / lawyer / shapeshifter / therapist / natural brunette / comedian / _______ stuck in the body of a bisexual male! 
likes: fashion • listening to music • studying languages • museums • philosophy • warrior cats• late winter/early spring • the colour blue • walking in the river • taking selfies • fruit punch
dislikes: mushrooms • formal logic • artificial intelligence • philosophy • gatorade zero • touching insects • my toes being too close together • sitting in the raised back part of the bus
| abilities: | weaknesses: |
|---|---|
| • singing • strong swimmer • good at spelling • flawless music taste • low weed tolerance • fashion sense • good driver | • mental afflictions • obsessive thoughts • vain • commitment issues • high strung • bad student |
2025: get a job & not go to hometown for summer, have transgender surgery for fun
2026: take extra term & graduate in winter2027-2029: piercing apprenticeship, move to newfoundland
2030: hurt people with needles for money